A Song:

(To the tune of “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot”)

"Bring low, sweet condemnation, comin’ for to take my home,
Bring low, sweet condemnation, comin’ for to take my home,

When I look over Frogtown (or another neighborhood), what do I see?
A car load of Inspectors comin’ after me,

Comin’ for to take my home."

(Alternative: Stoop low, Mayor Randy Kelly, comin’ for to take my home., etc.)

A chant:

“Randy Kelly, Andy Smelly,
Randy Kelly, Andy Smelly “

During the pause, someone says with a bull horn “He’s a real stinker”.

(Note: Andy Smelly refers to Andy Dawkins, St. Paul's housing czar. Randy Kelly is, of course, the mayor.)